Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
Anyone else ever feel bad for feeling upset or feeling like life is kicking you in the butt? Every time I feel overwhelmed or sad or frustrated, I try to remind myself that life could be dealing me a much worse hand. My problems are fixable, the bumps can be overcome… but trying to remind myself that things could be worse makes me feel even worse and sets off another wave of tears.
Basically, I’m tired of crying every day because of my stupid non-problems.
I guess some higher power felt that I was too happy and just decided to slowly fuck things up one by one, just to keep me in check.
Point made, dude. I get it.